Hayley Scrivenor is not your typical penguin. Because she is human, with arms and legs and thoughts and stuff. She would like to share these with you (not the arms and legs you understand, just the thoughts). Hayley loves language learning and writing in all its forms, but finds talking about herself in the person a surreal experience. Non-confrontational to a fault, Hayley writes fiction and articles that are in no danger of achieving any sort of journalistic integrity but which she hopes are enjoyable anyway.